Tuesday, November 30, 2010

(500) Days of Summer (2009)

Product of Fox Searchlight Pictures, Watermark, and Sneak Preview Entertainment.
Directed by Marc Webb
Starring Zooey Deschanel, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Geoffrey Arend, and Matthew Grey Gubler.

"This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story."  This movie is nothing short of a love story, yet its a chick flick with a sense of humor.  Boy meets girl who now works in his office, girl says she doesn't believe in love and serious relationships, boy falls in love with girl, girl just wants to be friends, guy is broken-hearted, you know the rest. This movie is about how they met, how they lived, and how they parted.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Secret Window (2004)

 Product of Columbia Pictures and Grand Slam Productions
Directed by David Koepp
Starring Johnny Depp, John Turturro, Maria Bello, and Timothy Hutton.

Mort Rainey, a writer specializing in short stories and essays, buys a house with what his wife calls a "secret window."  Becoming the basis of his next story and the catalyst to his psyche, Mort and his wife split after he catches her cheating.  But when a seemingly psychotic man from another state shows up at his house claiming that the "Secret Window" story was his idea, all hell breaks loose in Mort's world on charges of plagiarism and other shocking acts of interpersonal terrorism.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

Product of Twentieth Century Fox, Scott Free Productions, Cahoca Productions
Directed by Ridley Scott
Starring Liam Neeson, Orlando Bloom, Alexander Siddig, Eva Green, Brendan Gleeson, and Jeremy Irons.


A young blacksmith mourning the loss of his wife is driven to join the ranks of the Crusaders after learning that he is the son of a Baron whose lands in Jerusalem are in danger.  When his father is killed, he is thrust into a world of warfare and incivility, laced by shining spots of humanity.  He alone must defend Jerusalem, the Kingdom of Heaven, where his wife's sins were promised to be absolved by the very men who have betrayed and left him for dead.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Punisher: War Zone (2008)

Product of Lionsgate Films
Directed by Lexi Alexander
Starring Ray Stevenson, Dominic West, Julie Benz, Colin Salmon, and Doug Hutchinson.

Under new direction of Lexi Alexander and a new star, Ray Stevenson, "War Zone" takes a whole new perspective to the "Punisher" label.  Originally planned as a sequel, the original director and lead role left the project, causing Lionsgate to rewrite a completely new story, complete with a character background and how his family died, even including changing his family as having two children and changing the year of death. 

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Max Payne (2008)

Product of Abandon Entertainment, Collision Entertainment, and Depth Entertainment
Directed by John Moore
Starring Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Beau Bridges, Ludacris, and Chris O’Donnell

NYPD Detective May Payne’s wife and daughter were killed in a armed burglary three years ago, but something was always mysterious about it, leaving it unsolved and abandoned cold case.  Max suddenly needs to deal with a new drug on the market made by the pharmaceutical company Aesir, strangely enough the same company who his wife worked for before her death.  As bodies pile up and this supernatural drug becomes more and more prevalent, Max finally gets to the bottom of the case and exacts revenge from his wife’s murderer.

The Punisher (2004)

WARNING: Liberal use of hyphens and exaggerated percentages ahead.

Product of Lions Gate Films.
Directed by Jonathan Hensleigh.
Starring Thomas Jane, John Travolta, and Will Patton.

There is a LOT of fighting in this movie.  I enjoy an action movie, and I watch a lot of them.  Especially when they are related to a video games and comic books.  However, I’m quite sure that 78.4% of this movie is spent with fists flying or bullets penetrating.  Sometimes with no background music score at all.  The reenactment of an urban Rambo at 1:40:00 is pretty classic to say the least.

Rush Hour 2 (2001)


Product of New Line Cinema
Directed by Brett Ratner
Starring Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, John Lone, Ziyi Zhang, and Roselyn Sanchez.

I decided to start this blog off with an all-time personal favorite of mine, a movie that I can recite backwards and forwards, with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back.